Law 666 Final Exam
Name: B. Paralegal
1.) How prepared are you for your exams?
a.) Very prepared -- I studied all last week.
b.) Somewhat prepared -- I've reviewed old tests & quizzes.
c.) Somewhat unprepared -- I wish I had spent more time on this.
d.) Ridiculously fucking unprepared, and surprisingly unconcerned about it.
Answer: D
2.) How do you feel about take-home finals?
a.) I love them -- they more accurately reflect the real-life usage of the material covered in the course.
b.) I like them -- they mean I can organize my own time instead of having to attend class.
c.) I don't like them -- they're usually twice as hard as in-class assignments and take four times as long to complete.
d.) I converted to Islam, just so I could swear a fatwa out on them. Death to the take-home finals!
Answer: D
3.) How does it make you feel when professors try to get you to turn in take-home finals before the finals date listed on the syllabus?
a.) I think it's great; we get done sooner!
b.) It's OK; they need time to get them graded.
c.) I don't like it, but what am I going to do about it?
d.) ARRRRGH! NOT! SO VERY NOT! HATE! (incoherent with rage)
Answer: D
4.) If you answered "D" to one or more of the above, how the hell do you think you're going to survive law school, missy?
a.) I don't know.
b.) I don't fucking know.
c.) I don't know, and I don't care.
d.) I have no fucking clue, and I don't give a fuck; semester is over, pass the [insert intoxicating beverage here]!
Answer: D
If, like me, all your answers were "D", you, too, may be barely paralegal. Good luck, everyone; I'm going to crack open a Mike's Hard Lemonade and toast myself, for not actively laying waste to anyone during this difficult time.
Name: B. Paralegal
1.) How prepared are you for your exams?
a.) Very prepared -- I studied all last week.
b.) Somewhat prepared -- I've reviewed old tests & quizzes.
c.) Somewhat unprepared -- I wish I had spent more time on this.
d.) Ridiculously fucking unprepared, and surprisingly unconcerned about it.
Answer: D
2.) How do you feel about take-home finals?
a.) I love them -- they more accurately reflect the real-life usage of the material covered in the course.
b.) I like them -- they mean I can organize my own time instead of having to attend class.
c.) I don't like them -- they're usually twice as hard as in-class assignments and take four times as long to complete.
d.) I converted to Islam, just so I could swear a fatwa out on them. Death to the take-home finals!
Answer: D
3.) How does it make you feel when professors try to get you to turn in take-home finals before the finals date listed on the syllabus?
a.) I think it's great; we get done sooner!
b.) It's OK; they need time to get them graded.
c.) I don't like it, but what am I going to do about it?
d.) ARRRRGH! NOT! SO VERY NOT! HATE! (incoherent with rage)
Answer: D
4.) If you answered "D" to one or more of the above, how the hell do you think you're going to survive law school, missy?
a.) I don't know.
b.) I don't fucking know.
c.) I don't know, and I don't care.
d.) I have no fucking clue, and I don't give a fuck; semester is over, pass the [insert intoxicating beverage here]!
Answer: D
If, like me, all your answers were "D", you, too, may be barely paralegal. Good luck, everyone; I'm going to crack open a Mike's Hard Lemonade and toast myself, for not actively laying waste to anyone during this difficult time.
posted by Pope Lizbet | 4:55 PM
2 Comments:
Whoohooo!! You survived Stubbs.
And yes, most Discordian gift EVER - but I'm really going to enjoy reading it - it's such a SOLID sized book.
Isn't it impressive? I have constant dreams of someday using it to defend myself against home invasion.
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